The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news
and, I have some bad news"

The tycoon replies: I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first".

The lawyer says: Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she
figures are worth a minimum of $20 million".

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: Well done, very good news indeed!
You've just made my day; now what's the bad news?"

The lawyer answers: The pictures are of you bonking your secretary".