14 year old Timmy earns his pocket money by washing cars at the golf club.
One day a top lawyer drives up and and as always Timmy asks "wash your car while you play Sir?"
The lawyer agrees and goes off to play his round and returns to a sparkling car, "£2 please mister" said Timmy
The lawyer rummages in his pocket and pulls out a handful of change,
"What are those little plastic cones sir?" asked Timmy
"There called tee's, its what you put your balls on before you drive off" replied the lawyer
"F*&K me! Rolls Royce think of everything" exclaimed Timmy