....VIP seats now available.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it, hump it or learn from it then piss on it and walk away.
"HOSPITALITY" - the art of making guests feel at home (when you wish they were).
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Originally Posted by Dawnraider
Superb. just sent it to my 79 year old mother. She'll find it brilliant and probably put it on the notice board at the golf club!
Originally Posted by Yorkie