Germany: A nation of animal lovers....

I note it's only to be an offence if the animal is forced into the act. Does it break the law of you get it drunk and sweet talk it a bit first?
 
No, no, no, no, no, the only thing you need to understand women is that they are always right, keep that in mind and you'll be alright. However, I understand that a stiff pair of wellies does wonders for your sex life in Wales during those lonely Winter evenings, so perhaps Herr Kiok (so close to being kook), might consider regular visits to Wales in the future.
 
And, thinking about it (perhaps not the best thing straight after breakfast), assuming that no harm comes to the animal, one could argue that there are a great many far wosre things that we do to animals and which are generally condoned. To be very provocative, bym sex with a sheep is less cruel than, say, docking puppies tails...
 
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