Contents of a not-so-little boy’s pockets

In absence of information to the contrary it may be best to assume that the gun was removed from the cabinet the next morning for the clean… not uncommon, and I’d hate to start building the gallows for this one unless we really need it 😁
Timbers expensive these days.
 
If you really wanted to throw the brown stuff in to the fan you could have put the foxes tail on the table as well.
Now that's when it would really be worth seeing what your misses' face looked like!:stir:
Yeh yeh yeh and when swmbo wakes you up stating you have left fox tails on the kitchen table quickly reply “ oh Christ how many are there and are they stiffening out straight ok as I’ve got to pull the tail bones when I get up” proceed to turn over cover yer head and batten the hatches down :thumb: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


ooops hang on the alarm clocks just gone off :scared:

only joking for christs sake don’t do it :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Well that is more like it O! Thank you - the brotherhood unites!
In truth all of the above and a few others were still in my Foxyboy onesie which always this morning doubled as my jimjams. God help me if the sainted Brunhilde Mrs FB ever rumbles it though strictly between ourselves the spare IR torch in the jimjams pocket has caused an occasional err, “disappointment”….
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Brilliant, your posts are the best on the forum by far.
 
My photo will not help you!
My OCD etc means it all goes back into its place before bed, rifle ‘cleaned’ too (bore snake and oily rag over externals). Less because of the earache, but more conscious that the little ones will find enough jobs for me in the morning without me adding to that list!
I quite understand Tf - young ones can be very trying!
Poor boy.
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In absence of information to the contrary it may be best to assume that the gun was removed from the cabinet the next morning for the clean… not uncommon, and I’d hate to start building the gallows for this one unless we really need it 😁
Relax old fruit, as my gamekeeper chappie was down with a mystery rash that he simply cannot bring himself to talk about, Francois (the butler) showing some initiative had unlocked the gun room, cleaned the rifle and merely laid it on the gunroom table for my approval - of course having locked the fecking gunroom door immediately on exiting. For those eejits concerned about breach of regulations, Francois of course has my entire collection on shared certificate. One really shouldn’t expect less of one’s man, don’t you know?
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Growing up in a house full of boys I am partial to leaving my stuff around on any flat surface that presents itself. I still haven’t broken the habit 20 years later 🤦🏼‍♂️ I am reminded daily. I never learn.

In the earlier times we would just eat around the stuff left on the table. When my brother came back to the family house only a couple years ago after spending considerable time abroad, he duly plonked his gear on the table and we proceeded on luncheon. So I have come to the conclusion men don’t mind as much as the fairer sex. 96B9BA3F-CAF3-4D22-B06F-E6BDAC0D4F77.webp
 
Yeh yeh yeh and when swmbo wakes you up stating you have left fox tails on the kitchen table quickly reply “ oh Christ how many are there and are they stiffening out straight ok as I’ve got to pull the tail bones when I get up” proceed to turn over cover yer head and batten the hatches down :thumb: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


ooops hang on the alarm clocks just gone off :scared:

only joking for christs sake don’t do it :rofl::rofl::rofl:
I like your style O. Have you always lived alone then?
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Growing up in a house full of boys I am partial to leaving my stuff around on any flat surface that presents itself. I still haven’t broken the habit 20 years later 🤦🏼‍♂️ I am reminded daily. I never learn.

In the earlier times we would just eat around the stuff left on the table. When my brother came back to the family house only a couple years ago after spending considerable time abroad, he duly plonked his gear on the table and we proceeded on luncheon. So I have come to the conclusion men don’t mind as much as the fairer sex. View attachment 288939
Perfectly reasonable position to take FJ. Great to have some support (at last).
May I assume perhaps that living alone all those years you press your own tablecloths?
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I like your style O. Have you always lived alone then?
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no no no no. never. but i’m scared of her, you ain’t met her :scared: :scared: :scared:
she’s a retired head teacher- need i say more - everything has to be in its own lock box in the gunroom even a ball of bailer twine has a defined home I ain’t got freedom of deposit just specified storage areas - until she goes shopping or down to her sisters for a few days then I rule ( might only be for a short duration but you take it while you can) :rofl::rofl::cry::cry::cry:some of you have it dead easy
 
Ahah. My heart goes out to you sir, indeed I feel your pain but rest assured, indeed be comforted in the knowledge that through all of these trials and tribulations which living in disharmony brings, at least your table and indeed your very tablecloth will be immaculate - unlike some on this site!
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I just leave the jacket on the back of a chair. If it smells a bit it gets moved further away from the stove.
Why would you empty your pockets before the end of the season, it took ages to get all that kit perfectly fitted into the available space.
 
My stuff goes on the stairs....then I can claim it is "in transit".
As for legalities. I for one will assume nothing but believe FB was not finished with his firearm and was in deed mid flow with maintenance after encountering harsh weather conditions. I feel quite safe in assuming however that his home was secure while he waited for his kit to dry and had removed the " free firearms here" sign from the front door!
Lord there are some miserable secret Gestapo types about isn't there, heil Hitler....ouch, I clicked my heels together but forgot I don't have any boots on!
 
I just leave the jacket on the back of a chair. If it smells a bit it gets moved further away from the stove.
Why would you empty your pockets before the end of the season, it took ages to get all that kit perfectly fitted into the available space.
Ahah! Excellent point re the kit, well done that man.
Err, on your irrefutable logic may one assume then that the jacket’s owner is never even close to said oven?
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