I’ve lost my virginity with a mincer 😳

[Donkey Basher]

After securing an Andrew James meat grinder for a steal on evil bay recently I used it for the first time this afternoon & fair to say I got a bit carried away in the moment…

Skinned & broke down two muntjac, cut into rough cuts & whacked in the freezer in some bags for a bit before putting it through the mincer - what a beast

Now got 3.5kg of mince in the freezer, plus two loins & four fillets. Having the other two loins for supper - Sunday roast

Oh, & still got two haunches in the fridge to sort out tomorrow as my back was killing me after standing at the kitchen counter all afternoon!

 

[Malxwal]

Grinder...virginity...mincer. No judgement here

 

[glasshalffull]

Sounds very painful did you slip?

 

[Will the chippy]

Ooh you are awful..... But I like you........

 

[weblyish]

Well, you see doctor.
What happened was I wanted to mince the deer but didn't want to get my clothes dirty so....

 

[Donkey Basher]

I don’t know - I post something in all innocence & you lot have to lower the tone

 

[angusb1]

Best thread title in ages

 

[TringSaint]

After securing an Andrew James meat grinder for a steal on evil bay recently I used it for the first time this afternoon & fair to say I got a bit carried away in the moment…

Skinned & broke down two muntjac, cut into rough cuts & whacked in the freezer in some bags for a bit before putting it through the mincer - what a beast

Now got 3.5kg of mince in the freezer, plus two loins & four fillets. Having the other two loins for supper - Sunday roast

Oh, & still got two haunches in the fridge to sort out tomorrow as my back was killing me after standing at the kitchen counter all afternoon!

I managed to blow my mincer up on Friday - clearly mincing 65kg of venison and pork in a day was too much for my carerlite mincer!!
Clearly not man enough.
Still, I now have 85kg of sausages in the freezer!!

 

[JockStalk]

Blowing a mincer now is it?

 

[BryanDC]

I wish I had seen this earlier. There are so many puns that everyone else has already come up with.

 

[doric_prince]

You do know that sausages are meant to come out of a mincer? Not be put into one? Don’t you?

 

[paulst]

Well, you see doctor.
What happened was I wanted to mince the deer but didn't want to get my clothes dirty so....

Doesn’t everyone do it like that?

 

[Bowland blades]

There will be no chance of stitching am back on sorry to say

 

[TringSaint]

Blowing a mincer now is it?

If you blow then you don’t get a mouthful of meat!

 

[JockStalk]

You do know that sausages are meant to come out of a mincer? Not be put into one? Don’t you?

From what I’ve heard from mincing experts, that rather depends on the type of mincer you are - a giver or a taker?