Recent content by Orvil

AS everybody above said basically... crack on! To put it another way... If you were 16 and I said "NEVER sleep with a woman who gives you the OK & thumbs up", you'd still be a virgin! think of all that fun you missed!

That about says it all! I used to work for the beeb 30 years ago and ALL management were EXACTLY as Fadcode says. I'd add thieving little nobbers to boot as I saw where our "license fee" went to fund I'dd add incompetent, drunken fornicators but that ones got an up side... Lastly... I'd add...

There's a fair few people just on this thread that've had... or possibly could have had "allegedly" (for any Lawers lurking...), the dreaded lurgy without even knowing it. Myself, Mrs Orvil and the wee monster came down with a "bug" at the end of January. They were in bed for 2-3 days, me... I...

Bloody hope not! I do these transfers a lot and although the photo's are not that great, I'd like to think your average RFD can tell the difference between somebody that looks like this To something like this: I've never heard of a single RFD that's screwed the pooch as far as basic ID...

I'm still laughing about the dick smoking, semen gargling, bubble blowing vegans and didn't realise things got very serious from page 3 onwards! Nice one Riddick!

What in the name of <<insert your pronoun here>> is going on with my ****ing country?!!! Bring back the 80's No really... NOW! I feel like I'm being suffocated by fluffy bunnies AAARRRGH!

Here you go, solved the deer legal question...

Forget the gun you're getting... you NEEEEEEEEED one of these!

Getting back on topic for 5 seconds, To the S58 antique poster, if you had an antique or obsolete calibre revolver/pistol and found/made/acquired ammunition for it, you my son would be going down big time and would be done under section 5 offences, not s1. That means prison time and your bumhole...

It might just be that the RSO course would tick all the boxes unless you are shooting on MoD ranges. The reason the RSO course came about was that there are a myriad of different style ranges being used by private clubs and the RCO course is limited to static ranges ala MoD. The RSO course also...

Yes, very true. However, hut-hut-hutting around in a garden in head to toe cammo with a pop gun does fall into the "utter nobber" category!

I've shot loads in built up areas and you don't get more built up than inner London. As long as you follow what most people are saying and your bullet/pellets doesn't leave the curtilage of the ground you have been given lawful authority to shoot over, you have absolutely nothing to worry about...

Having done this countless times... 1) Landowners Permission - that's a YES 2) Open ticket - roger rog 3) Suitable Calibre? - hopefully 4) Safety maintained throughout humane dispatch(backstop, shooting position etc)? 5) Call 101 and notify the Police of humane dispatch being carried out at the...

Keep it at room temp and out of direct sunlight. It'll last for years and years. Easiest way to find out if your powder's gone off is sniff it. If it smells vaguely of acetone it's fine. If it smells acrid or acidy, it's basically expensive fertiliser - don't use it.

Marmite Don't laugh 'coz I'm not taking the pee. I eat loads of it and have never (touch wood) ever had a tick. Keds crawling all over the place but never a tick. Somebody told me that there's something in Marmite that has ticks going in the other direction. I also go stalking with a mate who...