I have been in deep schitt plenty of times,BUT!

John Gryphon

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• Apr 23, 2026

• #1

This is the winner.

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/in-deep-sht-horror-as-woman-trapped-for-hours-after-long-drop-collapses-in-nt/news-story/87414dd2c702e899a013f5f67d68e108

 

artschool

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• Apr 23, 2026

• #2

are there a lot of toilets like that in australia?

 

maximus otter

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• Apr 23, 2026

• #3

John Gryphon said:

This is the winner.

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/in-deep-sht-horror-as-woman-trapped-for-hours-after-long-drop-collapses-in-nt/news-story/87414dd2c702e899a013f5f67d68e108

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She could have escaped by herself, but she just went through the motions.

maximus otter

 

John Gryphon

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• Apr 23, 2026

• #4

maximus otter said:

but she just went through the motions.

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when one says "I would swim the river of schitt for three days and three nights with my gob wide open just to hear her pi$$ in a jam tin" Well you know its not true ha ha .

 

Mr. Gain

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• Apr 23, 2026

• #5

And people say Aussie men don't know how to express their more tender feelings!

 

John Gryphon

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• Apr 23, 2026

• #6

Mr. Gain said:

And people say Aussie men don't know how to express their more tender feelings!

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I could add the 'other' version but charles would give me the arse lol. If you need to really know it pm your email address

 

John Gryphon

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• Apr 23, 2026

• #7

artschool said:

are there a lot of toilets like that in australia?

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Did you note where it was? Henbury Meteorite Crater, about 145km south of Alice Springs.
Its out in the never never..there`s no sewer out there lol.

They are actually a very workable idea. Bore the hole, drop ya henry,have a bag of builders lime with an old cup,scoop lime sprinkle on top of the stalagmite and when full cover with soil. Leave for a year and plant a tree or ya ****ing whingeing missus.

 

John Gryphon

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• Apr 23, 2026

• #8

John Gryphon said:

when one says "I would swim the river of schitt for three days and three nights with my gob wide open just to hear her pi$$ in a jam tin" Well you know its not true ha ha .

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I have had a few glasses of a 2019 Cab Sauv and ****ed up my op which should have been " I would crawl through a quarter mile of broken glass on my hands and knees just to hear her pi$$ in a jam tin."

The ref to the river of schitt is from the other version.