A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year
school children, using a bowl of fruit Polo's. He gave all the children
the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by
colour and flavour.

The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green..........lime,"

"Orange........orange."

Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos.

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify
the taste.

"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're @rse-holes!!"