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    From a friend in Bradford

    I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. . . . .. .It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.

    Such an unfair world: When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary).

    Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new taser!

    Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area. I've called him Bradford.

    They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.

    “If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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    The first one did it for me, very good lol.

    we need more jokes, life can be just a tad too serious at times.

    regards WB

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    There's some good idea's in there. How about strobe lights and a tazer?

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    Good to have a bit of entertainment, Strobe lights can be a riot, especially with an epileptic friend but as for the taser no thanks 5 years in Bar L (JAIL) unless your a serving police officer... haha Come to think of it Do all these police officers that have permission and a bit of training in tasers have a valid FAC considering that a taser is classed as a firearm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tumbleweed View Post
    Good to have a bit of entertainment, Strobe lights can be a riot, especially with an epileptic friend but as for the taser no thanks 5 years in Bar L (JAIL) unless your a serving police officer... haha Come to think of it Do all these police officers that have permission and a bit of training in tasers have a valid FAC considering that a taser is classed as a firearm?
    have the queens warrant. So no FAC required.

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