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    Aussie police

    A policeman in Sydney, Australia, pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic.

    He approached the car window and said, "Sir I need you to blow into this breathalyser."

    The man reaches into his pocket and produces a doctor's note.

    On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath."

    The policeman said, "Okay then I need you to come and give a blood sample."

    The man produced another letter.

    This one said: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way."

    So the officer said: "Right, I need a urine sample then."

    The man produces a third letter from his pocket.

    It read: "This man plays Cricket for England, please don't take the piss out of him”

    “If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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