Results 1 to 1 of 1

Thread: teacher is teaching

  1. #1

    teacher is teaching

    A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

    Watch Insurgent Online Putlocker | Watch Insurgent Online Full Movie
    Last edited by kmmrdeii; 25-03-2015 at 06:08.

Similar Threads

  1. Teaching your kids.
    By macfarlane in forum Off Topic
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 02-09-2014, 14:20
  2. Replies: 0
    Last Post: 05-06-2014, 17:42
  3. Apple for the teacher.
    By squirrelnutkin in forum Jokes & Funnies
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 05-02-2012, 15:56
  4. Teaching
    By Mannlicher_Stu in forum Jokes & Funnies
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 23-05-2010, 11:03
  5. teacher ask's young billy
    By sharp shot in forum Jokes & Funnies
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 19-11-2009, 20:53

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts