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    St Georges Day

    Happy St Georges Day tp all out there.

    St George he was an Englishman
    and he did slay a dragon
    Then drank a pint of English ale
    From out a foaming flagon.

    "For St George and England "
    Honour all men, Love the Brotherhood, Fear God, Honour the Queen.

    Keep the Faith.

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    Plenty more dragons out there.
    Hope the politicians don't beat all our swords into ploughshares.
    "Don't say I didnae warn ye !"

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    Quote Originally Posted by private fraser View Post
    Plenty more dragons out there.
    Hope the politicians don't beat all our swords into ploughshares.
    Well said my Scot's friend. A plough share is a formidable weapon if you have the strength to wield it. One or two MP's could do with one wrapped around their head to knock some sense into them. Wee Sturgeon, Red Ed and "Mr Slippery David" to name but three.
    Honour all men, Love the Brotherhood, Fear God, Honour the Queen.

    Keep the Faith.

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    Maybe there's a dragon slayer already & waiting? seen him drinking the ale .....
    (The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Uneatable.) " If I can help, I will help!." Former S.A.C.S. member!

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    Quote Originally Posted by megsjockey View Post
    Nah!, He's too frittened to open that!
    (The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Uneatable.) " If I can help, I will help!." Former S.A.C.S. member!

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    I wanted to celebrate St Georges day and stick a flag at the end of my garden, but didnt have a flag.

    My neighbour, an ex Italian soldier, was very helpful and lent me one of his flags.

    All I had to do was draw the red cross on it........
    I never make the same mistake twice.

    I make it five or six times.

    Just to be sure.


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    ha jockstalk thats mint mate i just spit me coffee all over

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    Blaser K95 Luxus Kipplaufbüchse .25-06Rem. Zeiss 8x56, 110gn Nosler Accubond = Game Over!

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    Not quite PC - but brilliant !

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