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    Traffic Warden's Funeral

    As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

    The Undertaker grins, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters .....

    "Too f**king late you *******, I've already done the paperwork"

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    I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, but it was only some fecker with a torch bringing me more work

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    Very funny but why bury something that (surely) has already been burnt in hell?
    Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it, hump it or learn from it then piss on it and walk away.

    "HOSPITALITY" - the art of making guests feel at home (when you wish they were).

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