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    Might be an old one but I thought it was funny.

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    Note: This is an exact transcript of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

    Woman Radio Host: "So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"
    General Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."
    Woman Radio Host: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
    General Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range."
    Woman Radio Host: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"
    General Reinwald: "I don't see how, "We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm."
    Woman Radio Host: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."
    General Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"
    The radio went silent and the interview ended.
    “Man surprised me most about humanity. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”........Dalai Lama

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    Very funny!

    shame it wasn't a real phone call......

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