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    Reasons to possess?

    Now this is aimed directly at the male shooters amongst us, for which I apologise to Ladystalker and Co.

    So Gent's, any truth in this

    The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women

    #10. You can trade an old
    44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home
    and have another for when you're on the
    road.

    #8. If you
    admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you

    try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary
    gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of
    ammo

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet
    space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the
    month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me
    look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep
    after you use it.

    And the number one
    reason.........


    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER
    FOR A GUN


    your comments will be welcome, as always

    John

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    Stunning even ladystalker had a good chuckle at it and l am sure there will be a comment from her posted at some point soon

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    JayB this must only apply to the UK, as Silencers are illegal in the States

    Off to Dorset this weekend, although its going to rain by the looks hope you are well mate, have they zapped you yet at Raigmore?

    Best wishes to the other half, see you later this year.

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    Good post JayB.
    it made me laugh but you know i couldnt let you get away with it so here is my version of it for the lasses .


    The Top Ten Reasons women Prefer Guns over Men

    #10. You can trade an old
    44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home
    and have another for when you're on the
    road.

    #8. A gun doesn’t start to snore in your ear when you have used it a few times in the night


    #7. Your primary
    gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


    #6. A gun doesn’t get into a mood when it misses a shot


    #5. A gun doesn't make so much mess when it gets cleaned

    #4.You can get into a comfortable position with a gun

    #3. A gun can shoot immediately after being fired

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you’re a better shooter

    And the number one
    reason.........


    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER
    FOR A GUN

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    Ladystalker, a magnificent riposte this site is surely overloaded with talent in many departments. Does old single shot Monynut snore much

    Malc, the silencer situation is not so dire as it seems, in some states you can get permission to build your own! my mate has one in mind, he is Montana. Raigmore zapped me now have to see if we are to go down the slice and dice road

    Hope your weekend went well, it was blowing a hoolie here, I was helping mate mate on the farm yesterday with the feeding, some of the beast's are away up the hill, at the end of an off road course , when I got out of the tractor I could not stand up without hanging on to it, my cap took off like a startled Gazelle.

    John

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    Touch'e ladystalker my girlfriend was laughing her ass off and is quite pleased she is no longer suffering alone ...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAYB
    Ladystalker, a magnificent riposte this site is surely overloaded with talent in many departments. Does old single shot Monynut snore much


    When you get to my age you are lucky to get one shot as for the snoring well l dont think l do but l seem to be getting the odd poke in the ribs or a knee in the back with this distant voice SHUT UP so maybe l do a bit and strangly l have noticed her removing her ear plugs in the mornings

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