Because of the music, I just couldn't help but think of something else.
Man approaches farm door. Scantily clad blonde opens it.
Man: Howdy ma'am I've come to see if I can comb through your undergrowth.
Blonde: Well. Why not? Sounds like fun.
Man: I'm looking for a wild animal with a good set on it.
Blonde: (Giggles) Is that a rangefinder in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? What's that magnificent weapon over your shoulder?
Man: It's a Blaser.
Blonde: Ooh. I like a man who appreciates a fast straight pull on his cocking mechanism.
Man: Well I was hoping to get a good mount today. Guess I'm in luck.
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