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    How I lost my teeth

    I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a
    butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me and slapped me on the
    butt.

    She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number."

    I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"

    She said, "I sure do."

    I said, "Well, best you get back in it before the farmer notices you're
    missing."

    My dental surgery is on Monday.
    A Man should be wise, but never too wise. He who does not know his fate in advance is free of care

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    HAHAHA!!!!!
    Sako 75 6.5x55mm-Z6i 3-18x50. MauserM12 .308-SIII 6-24x50. Beretta 690 III Field 12b.
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
    Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)

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    brilliant!!!
    Opinions are like arseholes....... we all have them, and most of them stink

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    Hi Woodsmoke,
    very funny,appeals to my sense of humour.

    all the best,
    3bl

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    Haha so funny

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