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    Having A Positive Attitude.


    Late in the night he regained consciousness.


    He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.

    He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.

    She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

    Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"

    THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE





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    Having A Positive Attitude.


    Late in the night he regained consciousness.


    He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.

    He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.

    She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

    Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"

    THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE


    Excellent.

    A good mate of mines mother died. Wonderful Irish lady with a vicious sense of humour that rubbed off on him.

    Everyone kept coming up to him, offering their condolences and asking if there was anything they could do to help. He got a bit fed up with this and started suggesting they might like to wash his car or redecorate the bedroom.

    We were out one night a few days after she passed away and had a few drinks. One particularly fine looking young lady approached him, said how sorry she was to hear about his mother and asked if there was anything she could do to help.

    Quick as a flash he replied "A blow job would be nice".

    I nearly spat my beer out!
    So much to learn and so little time left

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