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    The Wife

    A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night...
    The man replied, "I'm on my way to a leccture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late
    "The officer, " Oh really........ and Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?
    "The Man, "That would be my wife"

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    Mine doesn,t do lecture,s,,,,, she did practical self defence ,,,alas no longer as we both can,t be arsed!!!
    DONT START

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    Tell me about it!
    WARNING - NEVER,EVER, marry,or cohabit, with a Health Professional !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edchef View Post
    Tell me about it!
    WARNING - NEVER,EVER, marry,or cohabit, with a Health Professional !!
    You must know my wife!

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    My wife is beautiful and kind, I love her well.

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    My wife regularly orders me to go stalking because the venison stocks in the freezer are running low! She's also a great cook and can turn her hand to almost anything with venison.

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