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    Ouch

    Well yesterday morning went to check the sex of a calf born...lifted the leg to see and mummy decided she didn't like it...now in my second day in Dumfries high dependacy unit...3 iv lines with morphine, ketomine, and lidnocaine.... Plus an artery line and oxygen.....

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    Bless ya, maybe you should change your site name!?! My mate got kicked in the chest by a stroppy friesian holstein did him a lot of damage including his heart which went out of rhythm...

    All the best on a speedy recovery...

    WH

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    bloody hell bit of luck it was't the bull ? still you have the upper hand when its time for payback . Get well mty hope it not long lasting

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    sounds like the next batch of sausages and burgers has put its name forward ,get well soon m8
    she buys shoes i buy ,shooting,she stops buying shoes,il be amazed

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    Bet you got her number!, let me know when the steaks are cut then, get well soon !
    (The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Uneatable.) " If I can help, I will help!." Former S.A.C.S. member!

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    Well if it helps, my grandfather had a real kicking by a bull when he was about twenty. Bust loads of ribs, caught him in the face, lost most of his teeth. He’s now 101 and lived to tell the tale.
    Hope you have a swift and full recovery and as said you’ll laugh longest.

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    "The female of the species is more deadly than the male". Rudyard Kipling.
    Very best wishes for a full and speedy recovery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Norm View Post
    "The female of the species is more deadly than the male". Rudyard Kipling.
    Very best wishes for a full and speedy recovery.
    This is very true
    A coo wouldn't think twice on putting you up in the air when she's got young at her side
    I've learned this through experience

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    That's a fair drug concoction you got there chap a bit of dance music and imagine yr in Ibiza with Kevin and perry given it large
    speedy recovery to you
    regards Norma

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    All the best with the recovery. That is a proper 'keep 'em smiling' cocktail.

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