Paddy being baptised in the Liffey...
Priest holds Paddys head under for few seconds, pulls him out.."have you seen Jesus Paddy?
"No sir"replies Paddy, so under he goes again...
Priest pulls Paddys head up again,coughing and spluttering...
"Have you seen Jesus Paddy?"
"No sir not yet"
Under he goes again,for longer this times,
Priest pulls Paddy up for third time, and his his eyes are rolling, water running out of his nose,,
"Have you seen Jesus now Paddy?"
Paddy looks up, and says...............
"No sir, are you sure he went in here"