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    Vet Training School

    First-year students at the University of Minnesota Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead deer. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body."

    For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead deer, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

    "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead deer and sucking on it.

    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second
    most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.

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    ha ha, brilliant
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!
    Another 7mm08 shooter!

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