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    Before you vote

    Val was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
    layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the
    eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the
    soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some
    tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
    different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was
    performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency
    Report by just listening to the bells.
    Val's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but
    this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
    When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy
    chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the
    roosters coming, could run for cover. To Val's amazement, old Butch
    had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a
    pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Val was so proud of
    old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an
    overnight sensation among the judges.
    The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell
    Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
    Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a
    politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted
    awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
    and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
    Vote carefully this year...the bells are not always audible.

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