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    Women eh?

    Husband's Text Message to wife:

    Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office.

    Paula brought me to the Hospital.

    Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays.

    Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects.

    Wound required 19 stitches.

    I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture of the left leg, and amputation on

    the right foot is a possibility.

    Love you......

    Wife's Response:

    Who the **** is Paula?

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    Is that a joke? Too close to reality by half.

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    Yes, nobody who's been married for any length of time would have mentioned Paula in that text.

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    Yeah. Beginners mistake.

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    It was a mistake on the wife's part. What was actually said was Paul - the aggh was the pain.

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