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    The Octopus.

    An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play ANY musical instrument going."

    An Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix.

    An Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John.

    Then a Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes.

    The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "Whatís wrong can ye no play it?"

    The Octopus replies "Play it? - Iím gonna f**k her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!!!

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