95 year old gent asks his doc for some of the above..

Doc says because of his age he will have to give a sample and sends him off with wee container..

2 weeks later old boy arrives at surgery and places the empty container on docs desk,with this a small tear appears in his eye, although not supprised doc feels sorry for the old chap and asks if he wants to talk about it.

Well he says i tried with my right hand no good, tried with my left still no use..

The wife tried with both hands to no avail, she tried with her mouth, teeth in and teeth out..

WE STILL CAN'T GET THE EFFIN LID OFF