This arrived recently, good for a chuckle

In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa!

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer!

I've heard that Apple has scrapped its plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."

My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker!

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Camberley but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets!

You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools!

They say Dr. Harold Shipman was Britain's worst serial killer.
As he despatched over two hundred people I would say he was Britain's best ever serial killer.
And let's not forget he was the only one to really try and do something about N.H.S. waiting lists.