Italian virgin
>
>
> Maria
> had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she
> was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's
> house,
> she was very nervous.
>
>
> Her
> mother reassured her;
>
>
> 'Don't
> worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and
> he'll take care of you.
>
>
> Meanwhile,
> I'll be making pasta.'
>
>
> So,
> up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt
> and> exposed
> his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and
> says,
> 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.'
>
>
> 'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have
> hairy chests..
> Go
> upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'
>
>
> So,
> up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony
> took off
> his
> pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs
> to her
> mother.
> 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got
> hairy legs!'
>
>
> 'Don't
> worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man
> Go
> upstairs
> and he'll take good care of you.'
>
>
> So,
> up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his
> socks and
> on
> his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw
> this, she
> ran
> downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a
> half!'
>
>
> Her
> Mama said, 'Stay here and stir the
> pasta.