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    Apply UK names...same deal!

    A MANS PERFECT DAY???



    6:00 Alarm




    6:10 Read the sports section of the Herald Sun in toilet.




    6:15 Notice front page of Sun: Jackie Lambie on life support after date with well hung male.




    6:30 Shampoo, shower, shave




    7:00 Breakfast - bacon and poached eggs, coffee and toast - all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot.




    7:30 Limo arrives.




    7:45 Couple of ice-cold Crownies en route to the airport.




    8:00 Flight in personal Gulfstream jet - finest single malt Scotch served in Waterford crystal snifter by green-eyed redhead with big tits.




    9:30 Limo to Royal Melbourne Golf Club 9:45 Play front nine (2 under par).




    11:45 Lunch - steak and lobster, couple of ice-cold Crownies and bottle of vintage Dom Pérignon (1953).




    12:20 Breaking News: Kevin Rudd discovered to be on Malaysia flight 370.




    12:30 Play back nine (4 under).




    2:15 Limo back to airport (several Crownies).




    2:30 Fly to Gold Coast.




    2:40 News Flash: Julia Gillard’s plane shot down over Syria, apprehended by IS.




    4:00 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot.




    4:15 News flash: Clive Palmer electrocuted while demonstrating animated dinosaur. Front-end loader called to remove both.




    4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)on light tackle.




    5:00 Fly home, massage by naked Elle Macpherson with happy ending.




    6:45 Shower, shave and shine.




    6:55 News Flash: Christine Milne announced as Australia’s first Ebola victim.




    7:00 Watch news – Bill Shorten assassinated.




    7:30 Dinner - lobster appetisers, Dom Pérignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits.




    9:40 News Flash: Adam Bandt and entourage missing after speaking engagement inTasmania.




    11:00 Massage and jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing Crown Lager




    11:30 Nightcap.




    11:35 Tanya Plibasek confesses she has Aids, and resigns from Parliament.




    11:45 In bed alone.




    11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.




    11:51 Laughed myself to sleep…can't wait for tomorrow

    "you nae be needing these no more"
    I said as I slipped the knife through the cord

    সাম্বার হরিণ



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    Quote Originally Posted by johngryphon View Post
    A MANS PERFECT DAY???



    6:00 Alarm




    6:10 Read the sports section of the Herald Sun in toilet.




    6:15 Notice front page of Sun: Jackie Lambie on life support after date with well hung male.




    6:30 Shampoo, shower, shave




    7:00 Breakfast - bacon and poached eggs, coffee and toast - all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot.




    7:30 Limo arrives.




    7:45 Couple of ice-cold Crownies en route to the airport.




    8:00 Flight in personal Gulfstream jet - finest single malt Scotch served in Waterford crystal snifter by green-eyed redhead with big tits.




    9:30 Limo to Royal Melbourne Golf Club 9:45 Play front nine (2 under par).




    11:45 Lunch - steak and lobster, couple of ice-cold Crownies and bottle of vintage Dom Pérignon (1953).




    12:20 Breaking News: Kevin Rudd discovered to be on Malaysia flight 370.




    12:30 Play back nine (4 under).




    2:15 Limo back to airport (several Crownies).




    2:30 Fly to Gold Coast.




    2:40 News Flash: Julia Gillard’s plane shot down over Syria, apprehended by IS.




    4:00 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot.




    4:15 News flash: Clive Palmer electrocuted while demonstrating animated dinosaur. Front-end loader called to remove both.




    4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)on light tackle.




    5:00 Fly home, massage by naked Elle Macpherson with happy ending.




    6:45 Shower, shave and shine.




    6:55 News Flash: Christine Milne announced as Australia’s first Ebola victim.




    7:00 Watch news – Bill Shorten assassinated.




    7:30 Dinner - lobster appetisers, Dom Pérignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits.




    9:40 News Flash: Adam Bandt and entourage missing after speaking engagement inTasmania.




    11:00 Massage and jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing Crown Lager




    11:30 Nightcap.




    11:35 Tanya Plibasek confesses she has Aids, and resigns from Parliament.




    11:45 In bed alone.




    11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.




    11:51 Laughed myself to sleep…can't wait for tomorrow

    Brilliant. Loved it. A good start to the morning. Thanks!

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