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    Knock Knock .....

    A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
    She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
    He asks the lady, "Do you have a vagina?"
    She slams the door in disgust.

    The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man
    and he asks the same question of the woman, "Do you have a vagina?"
    She slams the door again. Later that night when her Husband gets home,
    she tells him what has happened for the last two days.

    The Husband tells the Wife in a loving and concerned voice,
    "Honey, I am taking tomorrow off, to be home, just in case this guy
    shows up again."

    The next morning, they hear a knock and both run for the door.
    The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice,

    "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the
    same guy, I want you to answer yes, to the question, because I want to
    see where the ******* is going, with it."
    She nods "yes," to her Husband and opens the door. Sure enough, the
    same fellow is standing there and asks the same question; "Do you have a vagina"?

    "Yes, actually I have." She says.
    The man replies..........

    "Good! Would you mind telling your Husband to leave my Wife's alone and
    start using yours?"
    https://www.justgiving.com/John-Slee/
    "He who kills sow with piglets empties the forest of boar" My neighbours dad on new years eve 2011.

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