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    Hot bananas

    2 monkeys in a bath, one say to the other "ooh, oooh, ooh,ooh,ooh!"

    The other says "I know it's Fecking hot isn't it!"

    "Eagles may soar, but, Weasels don't get sucked in to jet engines" Anon

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    2 nuns in the bath
    one says wears the soap
    the other one says, aye it does doesn't it.

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    Two snowmen on a front lawn and one says to his mate...' can you smell carrots '...Hugh.

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    Two parrots sitting on a perch and one says to his mate......Can you smell fish?
    Think about it.................

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    only two things smell of fish and one of ems a fish ..............

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    A man walks into a bar holding a set of jumper leads.
    The barman says "now don't you start anything!"
    Don't hide from your mates in the bush!

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    The other day the wife gets me to try tap dancing ,didnt half hurt when i fell in the sink
    she buys shoes i buy ,shooting,she stops buying shoes,il be amazed

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    The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night long".

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