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Thread: Doing the wifes hair for her

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    Doing the wifes hair for her

    My wife's going to a fancy dress party tonight as 'Bob Marleys' wife' and somehow I've ended up agreeing to do her hair for her.

    I'm dreading it.........
    I never make the same mistake twice.

    I make it five or six times.

    Just to be sure.


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    Did she want to go as his wife .........................

    Or did Jamaica
    There's room for all Gods creatures ........... right next to the mash and gravy

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    Don,t worry about a thing, ,,,,she can go here,,,,,,DOWN ELECTRIC AVENUE,
    DONT START

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    Quote Originally Posted by AN DU RU FOX View Post
    Don,t worry about a thing, ,,,,she can go here,,,,,,DOWN ELECTRIC AVENUE,
    to be shortly followed by Redemption Song.

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    if you make a balls up just tell her,,,,,,no woman no cry,,,and make her a brew but dont forget to ,,stir it up,,,
    DONT START

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    Quote Originally Posted by AN DU RU FOX View Post
    if you make a balls up just tell her,,,,,,no woman no cry,,,and make her a brew but dont forget to ,,stir it up,,,
    And don't forget to buy her a doughnut, wi' jam in......
    Opinions are like arseholes....... we all have them, and most of them stink

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    Quote Originally Posted by deerstalker.308 View Post
    And don't forget to buy her a doughnut, wi' jam in......
    DONT START

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    Haha, seems we have a few Marley fans on here then!
    I never make the same mistake twice.

    I make it five or six times.

    Just to be sure.


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    If you cock up her hair you can always make a quick 'exodus' lol...Hugh.

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