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    Medical


    These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries employed in NHS Greater Glasgow.


    1. The patient has no previous history of suicide.

    2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

    5. Patient is numb from her toes down.

    4. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

    5. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

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    Well from the sound of it the patient is lucky she's still alive

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