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    Australian Fishing Story


    I went fishing one morning, but after a short time I ran out of prawns.

    Then I saw a redbelly black snake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good barramundi bait.

    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him

    right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

    Now the problem was how to release the snake without getting bitten.

    So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

    I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that bloody snake, with two more frogs.
    Don't hide from your mates in the bush!

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    My 8 year old just asked why a snake would want jack Daniels

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