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    The funniest read I've had in a while, nothing to do with stalking

    “Man surprised me most about humanity. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”........Dalai Lama

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    Quote Originally Posted by teyhan1 View Post
    Brilliant. You can see why they went the back route.

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    They must have drunk 10 pints of that space juice first!
    DD

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    'Might be interesting to have a scuttle with a couple of space aliens' .... PRICELESS

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    Is that what 35 year old women look like in Scotland?

    Och Aye! I wouldn't touch that with a deep fried mars bar!
    For Gods sake - don't tell her how much I've spent

    Ctrl-Alt FACT

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    me thinks Gwen has seen some back door action behind Farmfoods more than once.

    "how else would they know my name?"

    because EVERYONE knows your name!

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    And the husband believes it! Or does he? I wonder what the paper paid for this story and for the woman in question to pose for the cameraman in her bra. More than I would have.

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    35??? She either had a tough paper round, or was ridden hard and put away wet!!! Known as a "double bagger", as you wear one in case hers falls off
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    Quote Originally Posted by I. Farticus View Post
    , or was ridden hard and put away wet!!!
    nice!!
    I am stealing that one!

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    So let's put this in to context,

    "early monday drink with friends" = pissed before 10am
    temporarily lost her way = very pissed before 10am
    two aliens = new clients
    space sex = everythings blurry when your that pissed
    space juice = white ice cider
    sex ambassador = maybe she needs to meet Bill Clinton
    “Man surprised me most about humanity. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”........Dalai Lama

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