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    My local Chinese take-away

    At least they are honest about it.
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    I never make the same mistake twice.

    I make it five or six times.

    Just to be sure.


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    There is a Thai restaurant just off the Kings Road London called Phat Phuc, always made me chuckle as i drove past.

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    one about here called Shatin and i didnt make it up

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    One in Leicester a few years back called the "big wang"
    "Eagles may soar, but, Weasels don't get sucked in to jet engines" Anon

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    In Ware there is 1 called wok you like and another called wok you wan.

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    Much better
    although a little tart

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