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    My mates serious about new girlfriend

    I'm worried that I'm losing my best mate.

    He's just started dating this new lass. Apparently she works with animals at the zoo.

    He says she's a keeper.

    I never make the same mistake twice.

    I make it five or six times.

    Just to be sure.


  2. #2
    He might mean that she wants to keep her V********y ;-)

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    Probably to late if she works in the monkey house

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