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Thread: A first for the wife

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    A first for the wife

    this may be the norm for a lot of you
    but i had a phone call at about 9 oclock this morning
    from a very excited wife
    after about five minutes i managed to calm her down
    only for her to tell me she had just seen her first muntjack
    close up and personal
    thinking that she had been out in the car and spotted
    it around the lanes i said i was happy for her and now she new
    what to look for she may see a few more
    i hope not she says, the little sh*t was eating all the plants
    its not that strange to see them in your front garden
    but when you live in the middle of an estate in the suburbs of birmingham
    its just a bit strange to us

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    Phill
    be carefull now, you may also get the DI excited too about urban deer
    just wait for the knock on the door

    sorry to hear about the plants , but they need something to eat in that concrete jungle you call home
    as you know in my part of Brum i breed them, just so you urbanites can appreciate the beauty of seeing inner city deer

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    Ah, so it's you is it?

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    We moved in to our rented cottage about 3 years ago, and my wife took a photo of a doe doe and a muntjac wandering around the garden together. We've never seen a deer in the garden since, probably because of our dogs...doesn't stop the foxes or badgers though.

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    get the feeling that something strange is going on
    muntjack one day two days later and we had a badger in the garden
    i must have a look around the larger area and see if theres any building work
    going on in the green belt i've lived here man and boy and never known this happen before

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by JayJay View Post
    i must have a look around the larger area and see if theres any building work
    just had a thought
    maybe the neighbours hav finally got around to doing a bit of gardening

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by stone View Post
    just had a thought
    maybe the neighbours hav finally got around to doing a bit of gardening

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