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    My best pal's funeral

    Really sad day.

    He drowned while fishing.

    After a lot of thought, I got him a wreath in the shape of a life belt.

    Well, it's what he'd have really wanted.

    I never make the same mistake twice.

    I make it five or six times.

    Just to be sure.


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    Everybody is unsure how to answer this. Lol
    I can speak in-depth and with great knowledge about most subjects until some bugger who actually knows what he is speaking about opens his gob .

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    Not the best timing for a joke like that considering the news at weekend.
    "A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory." LLAP Leonard Nimoy 1931 - 2015

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    What am I missing guys what happened at weekend

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakey jake View Post
    What am I missing guys what happened at weekend
    No idea?

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    Two fishermen died in an accident at sea if I remember correctly ? Not sure whether that was separate from the tow lost from a trawler in the Hebrides.
    I dont think the juxtaposition would have been intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kes View Post
    I dont think the juxtaposition would have been intentional.
    Correct.
    I never make the same mistake twice.

    I make it five or six times.

    Just to be sure.


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    Haha, made me laugh.

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