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    Handy man .....

    I went for a job as a handy man once. They asked me lots of questions about my ability to perform tasks such as painting, glazing windows, brickwork and carpentry and so forth, all of which I had to state in the negative, can not do any of them.
    "So what makes you think you could be a handy man" they asked.
    "Well", I replied, " I only live just round the corner".
    "He who kills sow with piglets empties the forest of boar" My neighbours dad on new years eve 2011.

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