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    Playing golf ...

    A man is playing golf with his wife. They have just finished the first, when a ball comes flying over, knocking the woman to the ground. The husband couldn't revive his wife, so he ran all the way to the clubhouse.
    ... "Is there a doctor in the house, my wife has just been hit by a golf ball" he called.
    "I'm a doctor", chimed up an old chap at the bar, "Where was she hit?"
    The man replied "In between the first and the second holes."
    The doctor said `That won't leave much room for a bandage!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by basil View Post
    A man is playing golf with his wife. They have just finished the first, when a ball comes flying over, knocking the woman to the ground. The husband couldn't revive his wife, so he ran all the way to the clubhouse.
    ... "Is there a doctor in the house, my wife has just been hit by a golf ball" he called.
    "I'm a doctor", chimed up an old chap at the bar, "Where was she hit?"
    The man replied "In between the first and the second holes."
    The doctor said `That won't leave much room for a bandage!"
    Alternatively...

    The doctor said. "Thats lucky. Any further north or south and the player would have had to have played a drop ball"?
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    Some sad news, My dear friend passed away today, right in front of me, his last dying wish was that I take his Epipen, it seemed really important to him that I have it.....

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