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Thread: How do you turn a fox into a walrus?

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    How do you turn a fox into a walrus?

    Marry it.

    I never make the same mistake twice.

    I make it five or six times.

    Just to be sure.


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    What's the difference between a Dog and a Fox?
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    About 6 pints!

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    Morecambe bay, low tide and you can see sandflats for miles and miles and miles.

    Right out in the middle is a fox, casually mooching along looking for something to scoff that the tide has left behind.

    All of a sudden a spaniel rushes past him with a very worried look on his face.

    A moment later, the same spaniel comes whizzing past again.

    'Curious' thinks the fox.

    Couple of seconds later, here comes the spaniel again.

    'Whoa, hang on a minute' shouts the fox 'what on earth are you rushing about looking so worried for?'

    'Can't stop' says the breathless spaniel 'if I don't find a bloody tree soon I'll piss myself'.
    I never make the same mistake twice.

    I make it five or six times.

    Just to be sure.


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