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    Lion

    What's a lions favourite snack???


    a lion bar

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    You took time out of your life to write that?????? Wow.
    Opinions are like arseholes....... we all have them, and most of them stink

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    Bloke walks into a bar with a giraffe in tow. Giraffe gets rolling drunk and keels over in front of the bar. Bloke looks at him in disgust and makes to leave.
    "Oi!" says the barman "you can't just leave that lying there"
    "No, no" says the bloke "it's a giraffe..."
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    A lump of motorway walks into a bar a proceeds to get blind drunk eventually after many drinks he picks a fight with another bit of road , the barman quickly jumps in a tells the motorway "don't mess with him he's a cycle path"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stingercargill View Post
    What's a lions favourite snack???


    a lion bar
    And youve got the lip to say i,m on wacky bacca!!!!was it a squirrel ?,,,,nope!!! lifts shoe looks on the bottom and says its definately a slug,
    DONT START

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    Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar
    Barman says "what's this, some kind of joke?!"
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    Tree are two parrots sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says "can you smell fish?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by deerstalker.308 View Post
    You took time out of your life to write that?????? Wow.
    And you took time out of your life to read it

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    Quote Originally Posted by AN DU RU FOX View Post
    And youve got the lip to say i,m on wacky bacca!!!!was it a squirrel ?,,,,nope!!! lifts shoe looks on the bottom and says its definately a slug,
    Squirrel?? Slug?? Eh??

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    How do elephants hide in the jungle?
    They paint their gonads red and hide in cherry trees.

    Whats the loudest noise in the jungle?
    Giraffes eating cherries!

    How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
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    Open the door and shove it in!

    How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
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    Open the door take the giraffe out and shove the elephant in!

    How do you know an elephant had been in your fridge?
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    There are elephant foot prints in the butter!

    The lion, king of the jungle calls a meeting of all the animals - who doesn't attend?
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    The elephant cause it's still in the fridge?

    You come to a crocodile infested river that you need to cross, how do you get to the other side?
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    Simple you swim across as all the crocodiles are at the lion's meeting!

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