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    Hooker . . . .

    A bride on her wedding night confessed to her husband that she used to be a hooker.

    'That's OK darling, your past is your past, but I must admit I find itt quite erotic, tell me about it . . . . . ?'

    'Well', she said, 'I was called Nigel, and I played for Wigan . . . . . . .'
    A Man should be wise, but never too wise. He who does not know his fate in advance is free of care

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    I thought it was "Stan"...and he'd previously played for Hull Kingston Rovers. All white rose, red rose this joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enfieldspares View Post
    All white rose, red rose this joke.
    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsmoke View Post
    A bride on her wedding night confessed to her husband that she used to be a hooker.

    'That's OK darling, your past is your past, but I must admit I find it quite erotic, tell me about it . . . . . ?'

    'Well', she said, 'I was called Hamish, and I played for East Kilbride . . . . . . .'

    That better?
    A Man should be wise, but never too wise. He who does not know his fate in advance is free of care

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