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Thread: It's my Birthday soon

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    It's my Birthday soon

    Now if I print out this article and leave where Mrs Heym can find it, do you think she will ring up Westly Richards and order a left handed version for me.

    A Westley Richards Take Down Safari Rifle for Africa in .375 H. | Westley Richards

    oh and to justify it to the FLO we had better book a safari as well.

    Just day dreaming.

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    Well I've left a little literature lying around the place in the run-up to my fortieth but I'm under no illusions. I wish you luck though!

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    Got to be very careful doing that - they find out what this stuff REALLY costs...

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    ... and also exactly how much I consequently don't spend on it! The bigger thing is actually that some people have the impression that I'm always off stalking. In fact, last year for instance, I had four outings. But it's perceived as every other weekend...

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    Anticipated reciprocity re. birthday arrangements might be your enemy here & could trigger an arms race, although it does look as if you've by-passed the build up & gone straight to the nuclear option.
    Last edited by McKenzie; 03-06-2016 at 09:01.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mungo View Post
    Got to be very careful doing that - they find out what this stuff REALLY costs...
    They are still less than Children and are an appreciating asset - well I can continue deluding myself to the fact. It must be less than going to John Lewis though.

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    and that's the "no frills" version...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pine Marten View Post
    ... and also exactly how much I consequently don't spend on it! The bigger thing is actually that some people have the impression that I'm always off stalking. In fact, last year for instance, I had four outings. But it's perceived as every other weekend...
    Wow , I can relate . I get the " your always hunting " speech ever now and then . I only wish I was lol .

    AB

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heym SR20 View Post
    Now if I print out this article and leave where Mrs Heym can find it, do you think she will ring up Westly Richards and order a left handed version for me.

    A Westley Richards Take Down Safari Rifle for Africa in .375 H. | Westley Richards

    oh and to justify it to the FLO we had better book a safari as well.

    Just day dreaming.
    You could leave a copy of https://www.gov.uk/divorce/overview underneath it then your dream might come true!

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