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    End of the world

    Just saw a guy on a tractor shouting "The end of the world is nigh!"

    I think it may have been Farmer Geddon.
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad.

    Amateurs practice until they get it right. Professionals practice until they never get it wrong.

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    Very droll!!
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    Oh dear god. Go lock yourself in a room and beat yourself with a radish.......
    I can speak in-depth and with great knowledge about most subjects until some bugger who actually knows what he is speaking about opens his gob .

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    I saw a farmer with a Nobel peace prize - he was out standing in his field

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    My niece wanted a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to a pet shop and they cost 70! I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web

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    Farmer is in the pub one evening and is telling his mate what a terrible day he's had. His favourite cow fell down a hole and he had to shoot it.

    His mate says 'Did you shoot it in the hole?'

    Farmer looks at him confused and says 'No. I shot it in the head.'

    I never make the same mistake twice.

    I make it five or six times.

    Just to be sure.

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    Young farmer at the village dance is dancing away with an attractive farmers daughter.
    He asks, "Can i smell your fanny?"
    "Certainly not" she replies.
    "Oh well, it must be your feet then".
    Last edited by Coddy; 11-08-2016 at 17:21.

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