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    Lonely hearts

    Lonely hearts ads---What they really mean
    ADVENTUROUS= Likes anal
    ATHLETIC= Small tits
    30-SOMETHING= 45
    FUN= Annoying
    WILD= Gets pissed easily
    BEAUTIFUL EYES= Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
    SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR= Ex husband is a F##king nutter
    NEW AGE= Hairy with a smelly fanny
    HEADSTRONG= Argumentative
    ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING= Alcholic
    CURVY = Fat bitch
    CUDDLY= Fat bitch
    LIKES EATING OUT= Lazy fat bitch

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    sounds like your ideal woman mate,hope shes not getting in my truck next friday mate.if so i will leave her down south.

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    FECK!! Thats the one I answered! Then she made me marry her!!!!!

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    Except for the anal
    ohh, and she`s a lot older than 45
    and --- PLEASE GOD, MAY SHE NEVER FIND THIS SITE!!
    TONY M.

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    Bloody hell TonyM you are one brave man, either that or your after a divorce

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    Hi Tony
    You made me piss mate
    If shes owt like you buddy im sure shes a wonderfull person
    Despite no Anal

    Damn............ That was my add

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    Tikka308
    Shes sharing your bed mate Im sleeping in the truck

    Did you tell malcolm were leaving her with him after weve finished

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    i will leave that one for you to tell him

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    Anything left with Malcolm will be stuffed and mounted, in the museum. Tickets will be on sale

    John

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