Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:43 am Post subject: Bus queue........ At a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried again to take the step, only to discover again that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once more reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more, and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large fellow who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
The young lady went ballistic! She turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are! I could have you arrested for sexual assault!'
The big guy smiled and drawled: 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you. But after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind of figured we were friends'
A Man should be wise, but never too wise. He who does not know his fate in advance is free of care
Spot on that really appealed to my sense of humour