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    The Misses is properly after me!

    Guys

    I managed to pull muself out of the sack this morning at silly o'clock & did bag a small Roebuck on one of my bits of ground, in addition to managing to slash my free hand badly whilst gralloching the beast in question, glad I spent a fiver on a car first aid kit not so long ago.

    Home & showered by 9am to meet the EHO at the plant & then spent a lazy day of admin & managed to mow the lawn-so all in all I was pleased with the days results-until the misses rang me from the school run in a state of shock & horror as she had been stood in the playground with her designer bag, shoes & sun glasses to have one of her "Milfie" frields notice a Tick attached to her knee!

    Hell where could that have come from? Safe to say I am now properly in the dog house with Woddy my GSP-who smells of |Foxes & rotten deer heads (nasty)!

    Hey Ho, Lee

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    would it be fair to say she was 'ticked off'? ha ha ha

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    Unless she stalks with you I would be asking questions about where she got the tick from

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    Why was her MILFIE friend that close to her knee that she noticed....???
    Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch

    "...Nicely just doesn't cut the cheese....." A new twist on management-speak courtesy of a colleague.

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    I`ve had them, the dogs have had them and my mrs is the only one that hasn`t. I just tell her that her day will come.
    I can`t repeat what she said next!!
    basil.
    https://www.justgiving.com/John-Slee/
    "He who kills sow with piglets empties the forest of boar" My neighbours dad on new years eve 2011.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basil View Post
    I`ve had them, the dogs have had them and my mrs is the only one that hasn`t. I just tell her that her day will come.
    I can`t repeat what she said next!!
    basil.
    Basil, you are ONE brave man...!!!
    Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch

    "...Nicely just doesn't cut the cheese....." A new twist on management-speak courtesy of a colleague.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basil View Post
    I`ve had them, the dogs have had them and my mrs is the only one that hasn`t. I just tell her that her day will come.
    I can`t repeat what she said next!!
    basil.
    I thing your a gentleman to share mate, i just showed this thread to my wife and she said xxxx xxxx xx xxxx xx xxxxx xx

    so there you go i will be de clothing in a pressure vacuum from now on..

    mind i did once say they don't transfer unless you have been in the field yikes she just hit me ha ha

    f.

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    Ha ha......worst i've had is sitting down at the table with the in-laws and absently scratching a ked off onto the table linen.

    Still i did take her 4x4 shooting once and leave a rabbit in the back - it sat there all weekend, waiting for her on the monday morning. That cost me a full valet and a pair of shoes. I don't get to use her truck any more

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    This is a very funny post, poor you!

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